Swingset Corgi Thrills Internet!

AH! NONONONO

please, no

OH MY GOD! What the shit??

Tags: Cat show, Cats that will usher in the end of the world, Gross

Gus and the New Classic

Clubmasters make all creatures look more awesome

This is Tyler’s dog Gus. He is the quintessential First World Pet. He has none of the instincts of the wild left in him and instead enjoys  refinery and cultured moments. Ray Ban Clubmasters, quiet naps by the fire, etc. etc. etc.

Gus actually wasn't posed for this. He just did that himself.

Tags: Boston Terrier, Ray Ban Clubmasters

Dog Mistaken For Luggage. Stolen. Returned Upon Discovery.

Harry, the dog that looks like a nice suitcase

Jonanna Widner posted a link to this story on the FWP FB page. Wow, acronyms! Don’t leave your tiny dog that looks like luggage in your Porche, folks.

Favorite First World excerpt: After shopping at Whole Foods on Houston Street, a Manhattan artist returned to his SUV to find the window smashed and both his laptop and lapdog missing from the back seat.

Whoa.

The harrowing account can be read in its fullest form on the New York Post website.

Tags: Harry the Chihuahua

A Chilled Lemoncello, Please

Photo Courtesy of Cayce LeGaspi

1. This cat is named Lemoncello!

2. This cat gets into her snuggie when she gets cold.

3. Why don’t I have a snuggie??

Tags: Cat snuggie

Oh no! (This week’s Etsy feature)

That is exactly the face one should make while wearing a Diaper Belly Band

This week’s Etsy feature is hilarious in that really embarrassing, kind of demoralizing way that diapers always are. That’s right! This dog is wearing a “Soft Large Male Dog Diaper Belly Band.”

How does the Male Dog like its Diaper Belly Band? It’s all in the eyes.

"SOFT Large Male Dog Diaper Belly Band STAYS ON!" Ok. Is this a regular problem? Diaper Belly Bands not staying on?

Oh! Lilac!

Tags: Dog Diaper

Cat Walking

This makes me want to buy something, but I'm not sure what

This is a rad picture of my friend Jen taking her cat for a walk in the yard. I tried this once with my cat and paid dearly in scratches.

Ooooh! Foxy!

All dopey old white guys should have a fox on their arm

Sorry for the brief pause in posts; it’s been quite a busy week. Not so busy that I didn’t come across this old dude with a PET FOX! In the First World, we’ll make a pet of anything. Even animals that look more intelligent than we do.

Good luck, awesome fox!

Tags: Fox on a leash, Weird pets

I Wish Someone Would Build ME a Mid-Century Modern Room

 

Thanks to Cathy Rushworth and of course, to Fancy Feast for being so, so serious.

Tags: Fancy Feast Engagement, Mid-Century Modern

Sleep Like the Dead, Cat

Um. Do what, now?

 

That’s right. It’s a reclaimed wood coffin bed. For some reason.

 

 

Tags: Cats, Coffins, Twisted sense of humor